Pacific Overtures - Livret

The Advantages Of Floating In The Middle Of The Sea
There Is No Other Way
Four Black Dragons
Chrysanthemum Tea
Poems
Welcome To Kanagawa
Someone In A Tree
Please Hello
A Bowler Hat
Pretty Lady
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The Advantages Of Floating In The Middle Of The Sea


RECITER
Nippon!
The floating kingdom!
An island empire which for centuries has lived in perfect peace, undisturbed by intruders from across the sea
Here in the month of July 1853 there is nothing to threaten the serene and changeless cycle of our days.

In the middle of the world we float,
In the middle of the sea.
The realities remain remote
In the middle of the sea.

Kings are burning somewhere,
Wheels are turning somewhere,
Trains are being run,
Wars are being won,
Things are being done
Somewhere out there, not here.
Here we paint screens.
Yes... the arrangement of the screens:

We sit inside the screens
And contemplate the view
That's painted on the screens
More beautiful than true.
Beyond the screens
That glide aside
Are further screens
That open wide
With scenes of screens like the ones that glide.
And no one presses in,
And no one glances out,
And kings are burning somewhere,


ALL
Not here!

As the hurricanes have come, they've passed
In the middle of the sea.
The advantages are made to last
In the middle of the sea.
Gods are crumbling somewhere,
Machines are rumbling somewhere,
Ways are being found,
Watches being wound,
Prophets being crowned
Somewhere out there, not here.
Here we plant rice.


RECITER
Yes... the arrangement of the rice:

The farmer plants the rice.
The priest exalts the rice.
The lord collects the rice.
The merchant buys the rice.
The craftsman makes the sword
And sells it to the lord
And buys it at twice the former price
What he counts on his lord to protect with his sword:


ALL
The rice!


RECITER
They eat the rice and then
The day begins again,


ALL
And kings are burning somewhere,
Not here!

The advantages go on and on
In the middle of the sea.
As the centuries have come, they've gone
In the middle of the sea.
(In the middle of the sea.)
(In the middle of the sea.)
Days arise to be replaced,
Lines are drawn and lines erased.
Life and death are but verses in a poem.
Out there blood flows...
Who knows?
Here we paint screens,
Plant the rice,
Arrange the flowers,
View the moon,
Exchange the gifts,
Plant the rice,
Arrange tomorrow like today to float,
Slide the screens,
Exchange the poems,
Stir the tea,
Exchange the bows,
Plant the rice,
Arrange tomorrow to be like today,
To float.

The viewing of the moon,
The planting of the rice,
The stirring of the tea,
The painting of the screens.
We float.

The viewing of the moon,
The stirring of the tea,
The planting of the rice, The folding of the fans.
The weaving of the mats, We float.
The placing of the stones,
We float. The painting of the sliding screens,
The viewing of the moon, The wrapping of the gifts,
The planting of the rice, The sliding of the painted screens,
The catching of the fish, We float.
The weaving of the mats,
The painting of... The stirring of the tea,
We float... We float...


RECITER
We float.



There Is No Other Way


FIRST OBSERVER
The eye sees, the thought flies.
The eye tells, the thought denies.


SECOND OBSERVER
I will prepare for your returning.
Is there no other way?


FIRST OBSERVER
The word falls, the heart cries.
The heart knows the world's disguise.


SECOND OBSERVER
I shall expect you then at evening.
Is there no other way?


FIRST OBSERVER
The bird sings, the wind sighs,
The air stirs, the bird shies.
A storm approaches.


SECOND OBSERVER
There must be other ways...


FIRST OBSERVER
The leaf shakes, the wings rise.
The song stops, the bird flies.
The storm approaches.


SECOND OBSERVER
I will have supper waiting.


FIRST OBSERVER
The song stops, the bird flies,
The mind stirs, the heart replies,
"There is no other way."


SECOND OBSERVER
I will prepare for your return.
I shall expect you then at evening.


FIRST OBSERVER
The word stops, the heart dies.
The wind counts the lost goodbyes.


SECOND OBSERVER
There is no other way.
There is no other way.



Four Black Dragons


FISHERMAN
I was standing on the beach
Near the cliffs
At Oshama.
I was spreading out the nets
For the morning sun.
It was early in July
And the day was getting hot,
And I stopped to wipe my eyes,
And by accident I turned
And looked out to sea...

And there came,
Breaking through the mist,
Roaring through the sea,
Four black dragons,
Spitting fire.
And I ran,
Cursing through the fields,
Calling the alarm,
Shouting to the world,
"Four black dragons,
Spitting fire!"
And the earth trembled,
And the sky cracked,
And I thought it was the end of the world.


THIEF
I was rifling through the house,
Of some priests
In Uraga.
It was only after dawn,
They were sleeping still.
I had finished with the silks,
I was hunting for the gold,
When I heard them getting up,
So I bolted through a door
Which looked out to sea...


FISHERMAN
And there came...


THIEF
And there came...


FISHERMAN
Breaking through the mist...


THIEF
Boiling through the mist...


FISHERMAN
Roaring through the sea...


THIEF
Rising from the sea...


FISHERMAN
Four black dragons...


THIEF
Four volcanoes...


FISHERMAN
Spitting fire...


THIEF
Spitting fire!
And I ran...


FISHERMAN
And I ran...


THIEF
Cursing down the halls...


FISHERMAN
Cursing through the fields...


THIEF
Shouting to the priests...


FISHERMAN
Shouting to the world...


FISHERMAN & THIEF
"Notify the gods!
Four black dragons,
Spitting fire!"


RECITER
And the feet pattered
And the men came down to stare,
And the women started screaming
Like the gulls.
Hai! Hai!
And they crowded into temples
And they flapped about the square —
Hai! —
Like the gulls.
Hai!


TOWNSPEOPLE
Hai! Hai!
Four black dragons,
Spitting fire!


RECITER
Then the hooves clattered
And the warriors were there,
Diving quickly through the panic
Like the gulls.
Hai! Hai!
And the swords were things of beauty
As they glided through the air —
Hai!
Like the gulls.
Hai!


TOWNSPEOPLE
Hai! Hai!
Four black dragons,
Spitting fire!


THIEF & COMPANY
And the sun darkened


FISHERMAN
I had seen


THIEF & COMPANY
And the sea bubbled,


FISHERMAN
Dragons before,


THIEF & COMPANY
And the earth trembled,


FISHERMAN
Never so many,


THIEF & COMPANY
And the sky cracked,


FISHERMAN
Never like these,


FISHERMAN, THIEF & COMPANY
And I thought it was the end
Of the world!


RECITER
And it was.



Chrysanthemum Tea


MOTHER
It's the Day of the Rat, my Lord.
There are four days remaining,
And I see you're entertaining,
But we should have a chat, my Lord.

To begin, if I may, my Lord,
I've no wish to remind you
But you'll notice just behind you
There are ships in the bay,
They've been sitting there all day
With a letter to convey
And they haven't gone away
And there's every indication
That they're planning to stay, my Lord...

Have some tea, my Lord,
Some chrysanthemum tea.
It's an herb that's superb
For disturbances at sea.

Is the Shogun feeling better?
Good! Now what about this letter?
Is it wise to delay, my Lord?
With the days disappearing,
Might we benefit from hearing,
What the soothsayers say, my Lord?


SOOTHSAYER
Wood star...
Water star...
All celestial omens are —
Excellent.

Deerbones...
Turtleshells...
Each configuration spells —
Victory.

Ahhhhhhhhhh...
A spider on the wall!
Signifies success.
Whose success I cannot guess...
Unless...


MOTHER
It's the Day of the Ox, my Lord.
With but three days remaining
And today already waning,
I've a few further shocks, my Lord.

To begin, let me say,
At the risk of repetition,
There are ships in the bay,
And they didn't ask permission,
But they sit there all day
In contemptuous array
With a letter to convey
And they haven't gone away
And there's every indication
They they still plan to stay,
And you look a little gray, my Lord...

Have some tea, my Lord,
Some chrysanthemum tea,
While we plan, if we can,
What our answer ought to be.

If the tea the Shogun drank will
Serve to keep the Shogun tranquil,
I suggest, if I may, my Lord,
We consult the Confucians —
They have mystical solutions.
There are none wise as they, my Lord...


PRIEST #1
Night waters do not break the moon.


PRIEST #2
That merely is illusion.


PRIESTS
The moon is sacred.


PRIEST #1
No foreign ships can break our laws.


PRIEST #2
That also is illusion.


PRIESTS
Our laws are sacred.


PRIEST #1
It follows there can be no ships.


PRIEST #2
They must be an illusion.


PRIESTS
Japan is sacred.


MOTHER
It's the Day of the Tiger, my Lord.
Only two days remaining,
And I'm tired of explaining
There are ships in the bay
With a letter to convey,
They're on permanent display,
And we must take some position
Or the Southern Coalition
Will be soon holding sway, my Lord...
And we'll all have to pay, my Lord...

Have some tea, my Lord,
Some chrysanthemum tea.
It's a tangled situation,
As your father would agree.
And it mightn't be so tangled
If you hadn't had him strangled —
But I fear that I stray, my Lord.
I've a nagging suspicion
That, in view of your condition,
What we should do is pray, my Lord...


SAMURAI COMPANION
Blow, wind.
Great wind,
Great Kamikaze,
Wind of the gods.


SAMURAI, SUMOS, PHYSICIAN, WIFE & MOTHER
Blow, wind.
Build the waves.
Hurl the infection
Out of the ocean,
Blow, wind!
Blow, wind!
Blow, wind!


MOTHER
It's the Day of the Rabbit, my Lord.
There's but one day remaining,
And beside the fact it's raining,
There are ships in the bay
Which are sitting there today
Just exactly where they sat
On the Day of the Rat —
Oh, and speaking of that, my Lord,
When the ships came our way
On that first disturbing day
And I gave consideration
To this letter they convey,
I decided if there weren't
Any Shogun to receive it,
It would act as a deterrant
Since they'd have no place to leave it,
And they might go away, my Lord...
Do you see what I say, my Lord?

In the tea, my Lord,
The chrysanthemum tea —
An informal variation
On the normal recipe.
Though I know my plan had merit,
It's been slow in execution.
If there's one thing you inherit,
It's your father's constitution,
And you're taking so long, my Lord...
Do you think I was wrong, my Lord?...
No, you must let me speak:
When the Shogun is weak,
Then the tea must be strong, my Lord...
My Lord — ?

The blossom falls on the mountain.
The mountain falls on the blossom.
All things fall.



Poems


KAYAMA
Rain glistening
On the silver birch,
Like my lady's tears.
Your turn.


MANJIRO
Rain gathering,
Winding into streams,
Like the roads to Boston.
Your turn.


KAYAMA
Haze hovering,
Like the whisper of the silk,
As my lady kneels.
Your turn.


MANJIRO
Haze glittering,
Like an echo of the lamps
In the streets of Boston.
Your turn.


KAYAMA
Moon,
I love her like the moon,
Making jewels of the grass
Where my lady walks,
My lady wife.


MANJIRO
Moon,
I love her like the moon,
Washing yesterday away
As my lady does,
America.
Your turn.


KAYAMA
Wind murmuring.
Is she murmuring for me
Through her field of dreams?
Your turn.


MANJIRO
Wind muttering.
Is she quarreling with me?
Does she want me home?
Your turn.


KAYAMA
I am no nightingale,
But she hears the song
I can sing to her,
My lady wife.


MANJIRO
I am no nightingale,
But my song of her
Could outsing the sea.
America.


KAYAMA
Dawn flickering,
Tracing shadows of the pines
On my lady sleeping.
Your turn.


MANJIRO
Dawn brightening
As she opens up her eyes,
But it's I who come awake.
Your turn.


KAYAMA
You go.


MANJIRO
Your turn.


KAYAMA & MANJIRO
Leaves,
I love her like the leaves,
Changing green to pink to gold,
And the change is everything.

Sun,
I see her like the sun
In the center of a pool,
Sending ripples to the shore,
Till my journey's end.


MANJIRO
Your turn.


KAYAMA
Rain.


MANJIRO
Haze.


KAYAMA
Moon.


MANJIRO
Wind.


KAYAMA
Nightingale.


MANJIRO
Dawn.


KAYAMA
Leaves.


MANJIRO
Sun.


KAYAMA & MANJIRO
End.



Welcome To Kanagawa


MADAM
Hurry up girls, for Heaven's sakes!
The Americans will have already landed.

I own a small commercial venture
With a modest clientele
In Kanagawa.


GIRLS
I think I see one over there behind the trees!


MADAM
Sh!
It's been my family's for centur-
Ies and doing very well —
For Kanagawa.


GIRLS
I hear they're covered all with hair, like some disease.


MADAM
Sh!


FOURTH GIRL
Except their knees.


MADAM
Sh!
The arrival of these giants
Out of the blue,
Bringing panic to my clients,
Alters my view.
With so many of them fleeing,
Conferring, decreeing,
I find myself agreeing
With the ancient haiku:


RECITER
The nest-building bird,
Seeking the tree without twigs,
Looks for new forests.


MADAM
Exactly.

Welcome to Kanagawa.


GIRLS
Welcome to Kanagawa!


MADAM
No...

Welcome to Kanagawa.


GIRLS
Oh...
Welcome to Kanagawa.


MADAM
So...
With all my flowers disappearing
In alarm,
I've been reduced to commandeering
From the farm.
But with appropriate veneering,
Even green wood has its charm.


GIRLS
Yo-ho!
Yo-ho!


MADAM
Yo-ho!
That you'll have to bend for —
Can you see why?


FIRST GIRL
Yo-ho!


MADAM
That you'll need a friend for —
Still, you might try.


SECOND GIRL
Yo-ho!


MADAM
That you do through the kimono —
Not very much.


THIRD GIRL
Yo-ho!


MADAM
That you use glue, then you —
No, no, no, no,
Those you don't touch!


ALL
Welcome to Kanagawa,
Music and food for twenty yen —
Music and food —


MADAM
And maybe then —


ALL
Welcome!

Welcome to Kanagawa!
Music and food and company!
Music and food —


MADAM
— And for a fee —


ALL
Welcome!


MADAM
When a country is in trouble,
Choices are few.
And apart from charging double,
What can you do?
With my clients off defending,
And strangers descending,
I find myself depending
On the ancient haiku:


RECITER
The bird from the sea,
Not knowing pine from bamboo,
Roosts on anything.


MADAM
Exactly.


GIRLS
Welcome to Kanagawa!


MADAM
Glow!


GIRLS
Welcome to Kanagawa!


MADAM
Low!


GIRLS
Welcome to Kanagawa!


MADAM
Grow!


GIRLS
Welcome to Kanagawa!


MADAM
Go!


GIRLS
Yo-ho!
Yo-ho!


MADAM
Yo-ho!...
Yo-ho!



Someone In A Tree


OLD MAN
Pardon me, I was there.


RECITER
You were where?


OLD MAN
At the treaty house.


RECITER
At the treaty house?


OLD MAN
There was a tree...


RECITER
Which was where?


OLD MAN
Very near.


RECITER
Over here?


OLD MAN
Maybe over there,
But there were trees then, everywhere.
May I show you?


RECITER
If you please.


OLD MAN
There were trees
Then, everywhere.


RECITER
But you were there.


OLD MAN
And I was there!
Let me show you.


RECITER
If you please.


OLD MAN
I was younger then...
I was good at climbing trees...
I was younger then...
I saw everything!...
I was hidden all the time...
It was easier to climb...
I was younger then...
I saw everything!...
Where they came and where they went —
I was part of the event.
I was someone in a tree!
I was younger then!


BOY
Tell him what I see!


OLD MAN
I am in a tree.
I am ten.
I am in a tree.


BOY
I was younger then.


OLD MAN
In between the eaves I can see —
Tell me what I see.
I was only ten.


BOY
I see men and matting.
Some are old, some chatting.


OLD MAN
If it happened, I was there!


BOY & OLD MAN
I saw/see everything!


OLD MAN
I was someone in a tree.


BOY
Tell him what I see!


OLD MAN
Some of them have gold on their coats.


BOY
One of them has gold.
He was younger then.


OLD MAN
Someone crawls around passing notes —


BOY
Someone very old —


OLD MAN
He was only ten.


BOY
And there's someone in a tree —


OLD MAN
— Or the day is incomplete.


BOY & OLD MAN
Without someone in a tree,
Nothing happened here.


OLD MAN
I am hiding in a tree.


BOY
I'm a fragment of the day.


BOY & OLD MAN
If I weren't, who's to say
Things would happen here the way
That they happened here?


OLD MAN
I was there then.


BOY
I am here still.
It's the fragment, not the day.


OLD MAN
It's the pebble, not the stream.


BOY & OLD MAN
It's the ripple, not the sea.
Not the building but the beam,
Not the garden but the stone,
Not the treaty house,
Someone in a tree.


WARRIOR
Pardon me, I am here —
If you please, I am also here —


OLD MAN
They kept drinking cups of tea.


BOY
They kept sitting on the floor.


BOY & OLD MAN
They drank many cups of tea.
No, we told him that before.


WARRIOR
If you please, I am here.


RECITER
You are where?


WARRIOR
In the treaty house.


RECITER
In the treaty house?


WARRIOR
Or very near.


RECITER
Can you hear?


WARRIOR
I'm below.


RECITER
So I notice.


WARRIOR
Underneath the floor,
And so I can't see anything.
I can hear them,
But I can't see anything.


RECITER
But you can hear?


WARRIOR
But I can hear.
Shall I listen?


RECITER
If you please.


WARRIOR
I can hear them now...
I shall try to shift my knees...
I can hear them now...
I hear everything...
I'm the part that's underneath,
With my sword inside my sheath.
I can hear them now...
One is over me...
If they knock, then I appear.
I'm a part of what I hear.
I'm the fragment underneath.
I can hear them now!


RECITER, OLD MAN & BOY
Tell us what you hear!


WARRIOR
First I hear a creak and a thump.
Now I hear a clink...
Then they talk a bit...
Many times they shout when they speak.
Other times they think.
Or they argue it...
I hear floorboards groaning...
Angry growls... Much droning...
Since I hear them, they are there,
As they argue it.
I'm the listener underneath.


BOY
Someone reads a list
From a box.


WARRIOR
Someone talks of laws.


OLD MAN
Then they fan a bit.


BOY
Someone bangs a fist.


WARRIOR
Someone knocks.


OLD MAN
Now there was a pause.


ALL
Then they argue it:


WARRIOR
"But we want..."
"No, you can't
And we won't..."
"But we need it,
And we want..."
"Will you grant — ?"
"If you don't..."
"We concede it..."

OLD MAN, WARRIOR & BOY
It's the fragment, not the day.
It's the pebble, not the stream.
It's the ripple, not the sea
That is happening.
Not the building but the beam,
Not the garden but the stone,
Only cups of tea
And history
And someone in a tree.



Please Hello


AMERICAN ADMIRAL
Please hello, America back,
Commodore Perry send hello.
Also comes memorial plaque
President Fillmore wish bestow.

Emperor read our letter? If no,
Commodore Perry very sad.
Emperor like our letter? If so,
Commodore Perry very merry,
President Fillmore still more glad.

Last time we visit, too short.
This time we visit for slow.
Last time we come, come with warships,
Now with more ships —
Say hello!
This time request use of port,
Port for commercial intention,
Harbor with ample dimension.


ABE
But you can't —


AMERICAN ADMIRAL
Only one
Little port
For a freighter.


ABE
But you can't —


AMERICAN ADMIRAL
Just for fun,
Be a sport.


ABE
Maybe later —


AMERICAN ADMIRAL
But we bring many recent invention:
Kerosene
And cement
And a grain
Elevator,
A machine
You can rent
Called a "train" —


ABE
— Maybe later —


AMERICAN ADMIRAL
— Also cannon to shoot
Big loud salute,
Like so:
Say hello!
Treaty meet approval? If no,
Commodore Perry very fierce.
Disregard confusion below:
President Fillmore now named Pierce.

Good! At last agreement is made,
Letter will let us come again.
First result of mutual trade:
Commodore getting letter letting,
Councillor getting fancy pen!
Goodbye.
Goodbye.


ABE
Goodbye.


AMERICAN ADMIRAL
Goodbye.


ABE
Goodbye.


AMERICAN ADMIRAL
Please goodbye.


BRITISH ADMIRAL
Hello!


AMERICAN ADMIRAL
Goodbye.


BRITISH ADMIRAL
Hello, please!


AMERICAN ADMIRAL
Goodbye.


BRITISH ADMIRAL
Please
Hello, I come with letters from Her Majesty Victoria
Who, learning how you're trading now, sang "Hallelujah, Gloria!"
And sent me to convey to you her positive euphoria
As well as little gifts from Britain's various emporia.


RECITER
The man has come with letters from Her Majesty Victoria
As well as little gifts from Britain's various emporia.


ABE
Tea?


BRITISH ADMIRAL
For drink.


ABE
I see.
I thank you


BRITISH ADMIRAL
I think
Her letters do contain a few proposals to your Emperor
Which if, of course, he won't endorse, will put in her in a temper or,
More happily, should he agree, will serve to keep her placid, or
At least till I am followed by a permanent ambassador.


RECITER
A treaty port and, from the court, a permanent ambassador.
A treaty port and, from the court, a permanent ambassador.
A treaty port and, from the court, a permanent ambassador
And more.


BRITISH ADMIRAL
Her Majesty considers the arrangements to be tentative
Until we ship a proper diplomatic representative.
We don't foresee that you will be the least bit argumentative,
So please ignore the man-of-war we brought as a preventative.


RECITER
Yes, please ignore the man-of-war
That's anchored rather near the shore,
It's nothing but a metaphor
That acts as a preventative.


BRITISH ADMIRAL
All clear?
Just so.
Sign here.


AMERICAN ADMIRAL
Hello, hello, objection resent!
President Pierce say "Moment's pause."


DUTCH ADMIRAL
Please hello!


AMERICAN ADMIRAL
British get ambassador sent,
President Pierce get extra clause.


DUTCH ADMIRAL
Wait! Please hello!
Don't forget the Dutch!
Like to keep in touch!
Thank you very much!
Tell them to go,
Button up the lips.
What do little Nips
Want with battleships?

Hold everything!
We gonna bring
Chocolate!
Wouldn' you like to lease
A beautiful little piece
Of chocolate?
Listen, that's not to mention
Wonderful — pay attention! —
Windmills
Und tulips,
Und wouldn' you like a wooden shoe?
There — can you read?
Good! We will need
Two ports,
One of them not to rocky
How about Nagasaki?
Two ports,
One of them for the cocoa
What do you call it? — Yoko
Hama! Ja!
Und Nagasaki! Ja!
Sign here!


AMERICAN ADMIRAL
Wait please, objection again!


BRITISH ADMIRAL
Great Britain wishes her position clear and indisputable:


AMERICAN ADMIRAL
Dutch getting to many seaports.


BRITISH ADMIRAL
We're not amused at being used and therefore stand immutable.


AMERICAN ADMIRAL
President now wanting three ports


BRITISH ADMIRAL
And though you Japs are foxy chaps and damnably inscrutable—


RUSSIAN ADMIRAL
Please hello...

DUTCH ADMIRAL
Wait please hello!
Comes the monkey wrench!
Smell that awful stench:
Probably the French.


AMERICAN ADMIRAL
— Also insist giving free ports —


BRITISH ADMIRAL
— Reviewing it from where we sit, the facts are irrefutable —


RUSSIAN ADMIRAL
Please hello...


DUTCH ADMIRAL
Ach, nein, of course,
My mistake, the Czar.
Smell the caviar —
Leave the door ajar.


AMERICAN ADMIRAL
— Also want annual reports —


BRITISH ADMIRAL
— And thus, in short, a single port is patently unsuitable!


RUSSIAN ADMIRAL
Please hello,
Is bringing Czar's request,
Braving snow
With letter to protest:
Since we know
You trading with the West,
You might at least
Don't touch the coat!
Start looking East —
— Or closer West —
— Well, farther North —
Are we the fourth?
I feel depressed.
Don't touch the coat!

Coming next
Is extraterritoriality.
Noting text
Say "extraterritoriality."
You perplexed
By "extraterritoriality"?
Just noting clause
Don't touch the coat!
Which say your laws
Do not apply
Don't touch the coat!
When we drop by —
Not getting shot,
No matter what:
A minor scrape,
A major rape,
And we escape
Don't touch the cape!
That's what is extraterritoriality.

Fair is fair —
You wish to vote?
What we care
You liking what we wrote?
Sitting there
Is finest fleet afloat.
Observing boat?
Don't touch the coat.
Just sign the note.

FRENCH ADMIRAL
I bring word, I bring word
From Napoleon ze Third.
'E 'ad 'eard what 'ave occured 'ere
From ze little bird!
Undeterred, we conferred,
Though we felt zat we'd been slurred
And ze verdict was he spurred
Me 'ere to bring ze word!

Would you like to know ze word
From Napoleon ze Third?
It's détente! Oui, détente!
Zat's ze only thing we want!
Just détente! Oooh, détente!
No agreement could be more fair!
Signing pacts, passing acts,
Zere's no time for making warfare
When you're always busy making wiz ze
Mutual détente!
A détente! A détente
Is ze only thing we wish!
Same as zem, except additional
Ze rights to fish!

You'll be paid, you'll be paid
And we'll 'ave ze big parade
If we somehow can persuade
You to accept our aid.

It is not to be afraid...

As we merely wish to trade...

A détente! Oui, détente!
Zat's ze only thing we want!
Leave ze grain, leave ze train,
Put champagne among your imports!
Tell each man zat Japan
Can't be bothered giving him ports
While she's in a tizzy,
Dizzy wiz ze
Mutual détente!


ABE
It is late,
And I fear —
Well, you see,
There's a famine...
Could you wait
For a year?
We'll agree to
Examine
It


FRENCH ADMIRAL
A détente! A détente!
Zat's ze only thing we want!

ALL THE ADMIRALS
Ah, détentes! Ah, détentes!
They're what everybody wants!
You should want a détente —
Makes a nation like a brother!
We'll be here every year
To protect you from each other
And to see you aren't
Signing foreign
Treaties and détentes!

Please hello! We must go,
But our intercourse will grow
Through détente, as détente
Brings complete cooperation.
By the way, we must say
We adore your little nation,
And with heavy cannon
Wish you an un-
Ending please hello!!!



A Bowler Hat


KAYAMA
It's called a bowler hat.
I have no wife.
The swallow flying through the sky
Is not as swift as I
Am, flying through my life.
You pour the milk before the tea.
The Dutch ambassador is no fool.
I must remember that.

I wear a bowler hat.
They send me wine.
The house is far too grand.
I've bought a new umbrella stand.
Today I visited the church beside the shrine.
I'm learning English from a book.
Most exciting.
It's called a bowler hat.

It's called a pocket watch.
I have a wife.
No eagle flies against the sky
As eagerly as I
Have flown against my life.
One smokes American cigars.
The Dutch ambassador was most rude.
I will remember that.

I wind my pocket watch.
We serve white wine.
The house is far too small.
I killed a spider on the wall.
One of the servants thought it was a lucky sign.
I read Spinoza every day.
Formidable.
Where is my bowler hat?

It's called a monocle.
I've left my wife.
No bird exploring in the sky
Explores as well as I
The corners of my life.
One must keep moving with the times.
The Dutch ambassador is a fool.
He wears a bowler hat.

They call them spectacles.
I drink much wine.
I have a house up in the hills
I've hired British architects to redesign.
One must accomodate the times
As one lives them.
One must remember that.

It's called a cutaway...



Pretty Lady

Next


RECITER
I am the Emperor Meiji, rise and listen! Rise!
In the name of progress, we will turn our backs on ancient plays.
Eliminate all obstacle which hinder our development.
We will make a nation over and we will good, sooner than you think!


COMPANY
Streams are flowing...
See what's coming
Next!

Winds are blowing...
See what's coming,
See what's going
Next!

Roads are turning,
Journey with them.
A little learning
Next!

Waters churning,
Lightning flashes,
Kings are burning,
Sift the ashes
Next!

Tower tumbles,
Tower rises
Next!

Tower crumbles,
Man revises.
Motor rumbles,
Civilizes.
More surprises
Next!

Learn the lesson
From the master.
Add the sugar,
Spread the plaster.
Do it nicer,
Do it faster
Next!


RECITER
The practical bird,
Having no tree of its own,
Borrows another's.


COMPANY
Streams are roaring,
Overspilling
Next!
Old is boring,
New is thrilling,
Keep exploring
Next!
First the thunder
Just a murmur
A little blunder
Next!
Then the wonder,
See how pretty!
Going under. What a pity!
Next!

Streams are flying,
Use the motion
Next!

Streams are dying,
Mix a potion.
Streams are dying,
Try the ocean
Brilliant notion
Next!

Never mind a small disaster.
Who's the stronger, who's the faster?
Let the pupil show the master
Next!
Next!


A VOICE
There are 223 Japan Airline ticket offices in 153 cities through the world.


ALL
Next!


ANOTHER VOICE
There are 8 Toyota dealerships in the city of Detroit, and Seiko watch is the third best selling watch in Switzerland.


ALL
Next!


THIRD VOICE
57% of the Bicentennial souvenirs sold in Washington, D.C. in 1975 were made in Japan.


ALL
Next!


FOURTH VOICE
This year Japan will export 16 million kilograms monosodium glutamate and 400,000 tons of polyvinyl chloride resin.


ALL
Next!


FIFTH VOICE
From the Ministry of Health: bBy 1978 some of the beaches on the Inland Sea will be re-opened for public bathing.


ALL
Next!


SIXTH VOICE
1975 Weather Bureau statistics report 162 days on which the air quality in Tokyo was acceptable.


ALL
Next!

Never mind a small disaster.
Who's the stronger, who's the faster?
Let the pupil show the master
Next!


RECITER
Nippon: the Floating Kingdom.
There was a time when foreigners were not welcome here.
But that was long ago. A hundred and twenty years. Welcome to Japan.


ALL
Next! Next!
Brilliant notions,
Still improving
Next! Next!
Make the motions,
Keep it moving
Next!
Next!
Next!